Drug Dealers Vs. Software Developers	7011	4508	156
Write in C (Parody of "Let it Be")	6812	4541	150
Mouse Balls	6512	4594	142
What if Operating Systems were Airlines?	6218	4455	140
Contraceptive 98	5985	4297	139
Alternative Win95 slogans	5805	4201	138
Tech Support questions	6356	4636	137
Silicon Valley Monkeys	5684	4195	135
Fun with UNIX	5695	4339	131
Bill Gates dies and is at the pearly gates	6027	4664	129
Modern-time maxims for the Internet age	5437	4220	129
Why E-Mail is like the Penis	6836	5323	128
Two programmers see a blonde	5079	3966	128
Computer Heaven and Hell	5596	4495	124
A pilot was flying a small charter plane	6358	5145	124
Bill Gates compares the computer industry with General Motors	6184	5051	122
If operating systems were beer	4718	4132	114
If Restaurants Functioned Like Microsoft	5029	4419	114
The night before Y2K	4662	4141	113
The Internet Explained	5226	4709	111
Three women were in a bar talking about their husbands	6152	5677	108
If Coke Was Like Microsoft	5238	4918	107
Error messages for Win2000	4924	5159	95
Bill Gates an his new wife	6480	9333	69