Top 12 Put Down Lines

1. "Don't worry. I forgot your name, too!"
2. "Earth is full. Go home."
3. "Nice perfume, but did you have to marinate in it?"
4. "And which dwarf are you?"
5. He: "Let's go back to my place!"
   She: "I don't think we'll both fit under that rock!"
6. "Sorry, but after meeting you I'm thinking of becoming a lesbian."
7. "So you're the missing link" (between man and monkey).
8. (At the top of her voice in a crowded bar): "No I will not f*ck you for £100!"
9. "Did the aliens forget to remove your anal probe?"
10. "Do they ever shut up on your planet?"
11. "If only you'd use your powers for good instead of evil..."
12. "OK MISTER, how many times do I have to flush before you go away?"