An Englishman, a Frenchman, and a Irishman....

An Englishman, a Frenchman, and a Irishman are caught by a tribe of cannibals.

The Chief of the tribe says "we're going to eat your brains,bladder, heart and kidneys. Then we're going to use your skin to make canoes. However, we will allow you to choose how you are going to die."

The Frenchman says "Gimme ze Zword." The Chief hands him the sword. The Frenchman holds the sword up and says "Viva la France!" then rams it into himself.

The Englishman asks for a pistol, holds it up to his head and says "God save the Queen!" and pulls the trigger.

The Irishman asks for a "fork". The Chief looks puzzled but gives it to him. The Irishman starts stabbing himself everywhere, back ,spleen,head, liver, etc.

The Chief screams " What the hell are you doing!?" and the Irishman says " I'm not letting you use my skin for a canoe!"