Top ten things that sound dirty in the Office but aren't!

1. I need to whip it out by 5!
2. Mind if I use your laptop?
3. Put it in my box before I leave.
4. If I have to lick one more, I'll gag.
5. I want it on my desk, NOW!
6. HMMMMMM......I think it's out of fluid.
7. My equipment is so old it takes forever to finish.
8. It's an entry-level position.
9. When do you think you'll be getting off today?
10. It's not fair... I do all the work while he just sits there.